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The image pops against the deep black fabric, giving a vivid, slightly spooky vibe that reads as both cheeky and defiantly personal.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis tee slips easily into wardrobes of people who lean into dark humor—goth-adjacent, alternative, or anyone with a dry sense of humor and an eye for bold graphic art. Wear it to Halloween gatherings, late-night hangouts, or casual days when you want your outfit to do the talking. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations, earns knowing smiles, and becomes a go-to when you want to feel comfortably irreverent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve\/neck label prints for vivid, long-lasting graphics\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced materials with 2-year EU warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":45455125250183,"sku":"30933534450787096908","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45455125282951,"sku":"14514941804130393909","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45455125315719,"sku":"22502779748990980689","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":45455125348487,"sku":"29504233060432992952","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":45455125381255,"sku":"33713549200655708592","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45455125414023,"sku":"14764213132118852219","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45455125446791,"sku":"91900347243047862107","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":45455125479559,"sku":"13784585421589608372","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":45455125512327,"sku":"20495482434438825994","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45455125545095,"sku":"10217799739662057824","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45455125577863,"sku":"24842708029708659683","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":45455125610631,"sku":"14790000748980138618","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":45455125643399,"sku":"10428726117440907039","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45455125676167,"sku":"25007647389565998210","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45455125708935,"sku":"16643992443342759194","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":45455125741703,"sku":"33703208141592059639","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45455125774471,"sku":"24142659812956510674","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45455125807239,"sku":"62365769198280327291","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":45455125840007,"sku":"31983122424108967172","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":45455125872775,"sku":"69757460993558053187","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/9630\/4519\/files\/15735142093997902897_2048.jpg?v=1786064540","url":"https:\/\/magnolia-fashion-4.myshopify.com\/products\/i-fully-intend-to-not-people-when-i-die-t-shirt-funny-skeleton-halloween-tee","provider":"Magnolia Fashion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}