This black crew-neck tee wears its dark humor proudly. A neon-accented skeleton with floral crown and mischievous grin fills the front, surrounded by playful details and the bold line “I fully intend to hurt people when I die… I have a list.” It feels like a secret shared among friends who appreciate macabre wit and colorful, punk-adjacent art. Soft, breathable cotton keeps the shirt comfortable whether you’re lounging at home, heading to a low-key show, or swapping stories around a bonfire. The image pops against the deep black fabric, giving a vivid, slightly spooky vibe that reads as both cheeky and defiantly personal.
This tee slips easily into wardrobes of people who lean into dark humor—goth-adjacent, alternative, or anyone with a dry sense of humor and an eye for bold graphic art. Wear it to Halloween gatherings, late-night hangouts, or casual days when you want your outfit to do the talking. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations, earns knowing smiles, and becomes a go-to when you want to feel comfortably irreverent.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd²) for a soft, breathable feel - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced waste - Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching - DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck label prints for vivid, long-lasting graphics - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced materials with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
